Binary Probability
In mathematics there is a whole theory of probability. Some examples of probability are like, what is the probability of rolling two 6′s on two 6 sided dice? The answer would be . You have a
chance to roll a 6 on each dice, so
. Now… what if I were to tell you that this is wrong…
The concept I have thought of is binary probability. The name because of the answer being either a yes or a no, a 1 or a 0, etc.
Think about it, everything either happens or it doesn’t. “Hmm, am I going to win the lottery today?” Well, that question could be a yes or a no, meaning you have a 50/50 shot at winning it. Sounds simple right? Well it is…
Now we will go into some definitions and the main theorem of the idea.
Definition: Binary Question – A logical query that has two possible outcomes.
Some examples are as such: Do I need gas in my car? Can I do a backflip? Can I splice the genes from a chihuahua into a kumquat? Each one of these questions have a simple yes or no answer.
Theorem 1: In every Binary Question, the probability of each event happening is .5.
Proof:
Assume we are not in a quantum space.
Assume you have a Binary Question,, where
is the set of all Binary Questions.
can have two outcomes by definition,
and
.
Only one of the outcomes in the Binary Question can happen seeing as we are not in a quantum space.
so,which is 50%.
Now, you may ask the question, what about a multiple choice question? Simple. Theorem 1 can be expanded to a n-choice question without even thinking twice.
Definition:
-choice question: A
-choice question is a question that could have
answers to it, where
and
.
Example: How many fish are in the fish tank?
Well… Are there 3 fish in the tank? Either yes or no, 50% chance. 4 fish? Yes or no, 50% chance. 5 fish? Yes or no, 50% chance, etc.
By definition, a Binary Question is a special case of a -choice question, where
.
Now, we’ll expand out Theorem 1 into another theorem, a more generalized version of the theorem to show the true power of Binary Probability.
The Main Theorem of Binary Probability
Each event of a -choice question has a .5 probability of happening.
Proof:
Assume you have a-choice question,
where
is the set of all
-choice questions.
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has
Binary Questions,
By Theorem 1, we know that every choice of a Binary Question has a .5 probability of happening.
So,,
has a .5 probability of happening.

Why would you do this to me!
Interesting, did you plan to continue this article?
BernieR
I might think about doing more satirical math articles
I think it’s fun to write them. This was also an exercise for me to play with the wordpress latex plugin